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The Night They Read Old Dixie To Sleep

Posted by Matt on July 1, 2010

Looking for the perfect gift for that bitter, racist parent who always ruins Thanksgiving? Well, Human Events has the perfect gift, celebrating the most patriotic enemy to ever kill Americans.

Perfect for those who can read.

“A rousing guide to the great war that shaped America — and to the spirit of the Old South that we need so much today”

Yes! Sick of liberal scholars ignoring when Jefferson Davis crossed the French Broad River in his pantaloons to save his bi-racial lovechild? Long for the time when you could incest your first cousin, and then spend the rest of the day sipping bourbon on the porch while some coloreds picked cotton for free, instead of paying some illegal half a living wage? Want to spray paint some Stars n’ Bars on Grant’s tomb?

Part of Regnery Publishing’s hugely popular “Politically Incorrect Guide” series, The Politically Incorrect Guide™ to the Civil War is a joyful myth-busting rebel yell that shatters today’s Leftist and demeaning stereotypes about the South and the Civil War — and shows why, in the words of G. K. Chesterton, “America and the whole world is crying out for the spirit of the Old South.”

This is the Politically Incorrect Guide that every Civil War buff and Southern partisan — and everyone who is tired of liberal self-hatred that vilifies America’s greatest heroes — will have to have on his bookshelf.

Remember when we could fight deadly wars against former countrymen instead of foreigners?  If only we could turn back the clock to combine the spirit of racism, human bondage and secession with 21st Century blessings like NASCAR, automatic weapons and the KFC Doubledown . Yee-fuckin-haw!  Happy 4th of July/Secession Remembrance Weekend!

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