Philadelphia – Shaming William Penn One Day At A Time

During Wednesday’s Flyers’ game, Philly fans managed to clear enough drool out of their mouths to boo an intermission video featuring some of their rivals’ star players.  That video? “Hockey Fights Cancer.”  Of course it was.

Of course, when I think about Lance Armstrong I get slightly less “anti-cancer.”  But I’m an asshole, so that doesn’t mean much.  Bill Burr sums it up pretty well. “The whole pride of your city is built around a fucking guy who doesn’t even exist…”  and “Remember they had that one season when they wore the slacks…”

Vancouver Spring

One of those goalies was better than the other.

But neither riot, nor backpack, nor pavement, nor Tim Thomas could stop this young man from scoring.

Winner.