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Aspiring State Senator Probably Going To End Up As Maxim Advice Columnist

Posted by Matt on October 22, 2011

Mitsch-mentum?

Meet Phil Mitsch. State Senate Candidate. Realtor. Man.

Mitsch, a retired real estate broker running in a heavily Democratic district in Camden County, told The Philadelphia Inquirer he was actually advising men with his Twitter post. He told his 44,000 followers on Sept. 2: “Women, you increase your odds of keeping your men by being faithful, a lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom.”

It’s good for your Old Lady to compartmentalize, though he forgot to add – “and never shit, even in the bathroom.”

Some GOP leaders asked Mitsch to withdraw from the race, so Phil logically doubled down on the misogyny.

“That’s a great tip,” he said at a meeting Wednesday with the editorial board. “That shows the utmost respect for women. … What I was trying to say to men was, ‘Men, look, if you got to go out and play around and you can’t be honest with a woman and respect her, then you’re better off just doing pay, play, and get the ‘F’ away.'”

Teach your children well.

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