Pakistan Arrests CIA’s Bin Laden Informants Because Of Course They Do

Our bestest ally playing all hard-to-get again.

Pakistan’s top military spy agency has arrested five CIA informants who fed information to U.S. intelligence before the raid last month which killed Osama bin Laden, The New York Times reported on Wednesday.

The fate of the CIA informants arrested in Pakistan was unclear, the newspaper reported, citing American officials.

Though they’re pretty sure their fate includes the employment of  jumper cables in some manner.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. also, mutant super-mosquitos and John Lithgow.

This Week In Sun

Our Sun: Life-Giving Star? Reality Show Stage Light? Raisin-Peddling Junkie God?

It’s a mystery that can only be unlocked by a series of Time/Life books.

this is the sun.

And in much of Russia, these infomercials have yet to run between the mid-day Just The Ten Of Us marathons.

In a survey released this week, 32 percent of Russians believed the Earth was the center of the Solar system; 55 percent that all radioactivity is man-made; and 29 percent that the first humans lived when dinosaurs still roamed the Earth.

“It’s really quite amazing,” spokeswoman Olga Kamenchuk said of the survey that polled 1,600 people across Russia’s regions in January, with a 3.4-percent margin of error…

However, people tend to forget what they have been taught at school if it is not part of daily use, she added: “I wonder whether our colleagues in other countries would find any different.”

Haha, of course they do, you borscht-bathing astronomical peons – stop spitting nonsense like an off-brand Uzbeki Speak n’ Spell!

Umm…

What could it be? Play it close to the denim vest, people. The Cajun gulag is the worst gulag.