…Of Vanity Plate suppression. This hilarious defender of the First Amendment needs some new tags. And the state of Virginia has saved the lives of countless children.
This young attorney has another pelt on the wall. According to reddit, the driver gave this explanation…
I received a second letter saying that I would then be going into a sort court hearing about it over the phone. There would be me, a DMV representative and a mediator. Long story short I had my ass handed to me and had no defense.
In the end I asked how many people complained and what they complained about exactly, since I was under the impression it was being taken away because of cannibalism concerns. I was told they received something like 4 letters and 7 phone calls. All of them generic “I’m offended and my right to not be offended trumps everything!!!”. The DMV then had a private round table meeting with something like 13 people in the meeting… JUST to discuss my plate.
On their own, they came to the conclusion that my plate advocated oral sex on children, oral fucking sex on underage fucking children!! I was completely shocked and couldnt form a complete sentence afterwords.
I then tried to get the plate “FUVADMV”, but it didnt pass muster.
So next time you see that H3 with the ‘SUPBRO’ plate, remember that 11 complaints is all it takes. so just say ‘license plate X’ encourages kid diddlin.’ and maybe throw in something about janet jackson’s titty.
Virginia DMV, thanks for thinking about the children.
Gratuitous World 