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Illinois Rep. Wants To Spend Money On Guns, Not Child Support

Posted by Matt on October 1, 2011

Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh is embarrassed for our state.  And no, it’s not because Illinois State Fossil is the tully monster – a soft-bellied amphibian.  Really, Governor Thompson? What the shit?

Rep. Joe Walsh (R-IL) told an audience in Illinois that he was ashamed of his state for not allowing concealed handguns, warning that they were the “last line of defense” if Americans need to revolt against their government.

“We are an embarrassment (in Illinois),” Walsh said Tuesday night at a Tea Party rally, according to The Daily Herald. “We are the last state standing when it comes to concealed carry. There’s no issue when it comes to freedom that matters like this, like the Second Amendment. The most important amendment in that Bill of Rights is the Second Amendment. It protects every other amendment. It is the last line of defense between us and our government.”

Well I’m sold.  To date, I just assumed the best way for the people of Walsh’s district to defend themselves from Walsh (govt) would just be to vote him out of office in 2012.  Haha, voting isn’t as important as filling a shoulder holster! If you’re not going to pick up a gun (or at least inanely bloviate about the subject) then go square dance with a bluegill you tully monster-loving dandy.

Oh, that was sarcasm. But seriously – there’s probably no bigger embarrassment to the state of Illinois than the Bears’ O-Line fuckface Joe Walsh.

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