Hey Candyass – Listen Up And Vote For Me!

I can’t get enough of Alabama’s GOP Primary. Check out this ad from Dale Peterson, who is running for Agriculture Cowboy, or something.

He is not happy. He does not like most things, including immigrants, Facebook, and speaking in a reassuring tone. And all you sucker Alabama residents better punch his number before he shoots you in the face or shatters your ear drums with his crazed fury.