Who Will Get The Chance To Passive-Aggressively Deride Mitt Romney’s Mormon Faith?

The 2012 GOP Republican primary just got more entertaining.  Joining possible candidates Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee in the race to “Out-Jesus” opponents is none other than man-dog-sex enthusiast Rick Santorum.

 

The Future First Family of The United States of America?  God bless the, um, USA.

POLITICO has learned Santorum will visit first-in-the-nation Iowa this fall for a series of appearances before the sort of conservative activists who dominate the state GOP’s key presidential caucuses.

One can only hope Tom Tancredo and/or Alan Keyes will join the parade of crazy.

The conservative base will find Santorum a sympathetic candidate. However, I’m sure they have one burning question:  Where’s the birth certificate?

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