Bored of the Dance?

Today we are all catty judges of dance.

Dance-related drama is in vogue as Bristol Palin gets after it on Dancing With The Stars. This reality show is obviously the final battle to determine who will control the earth and the freemasons’ army of castrating replicants.

Yesterday, I read certain tea partiers have been mobilizing armies of baggers to quit their jobs/soap operas and spend all day doing some on-line ‘serving’ of the other contestants by working over the show’s voting system. Here are some comments!

“Here’s a hint: They don’t have to be VALID email addresses to register them with ABC.com, there is apparently no validation process. The just have to be formatted like a valid email address, and you must use a valid zip code and a birthdate that makes you old enough to vote. I’m voting like a democrat, all night long…”

“No, it doesn’t have to be a valid email address – I had one of my anonymous ones XXX@yahoo.com that I used, and then just did the sign-up process all over again with XXX1@yahoo.com and it worked.”

“Got my 80 votes in online…took 2 hours. I am beat”

“I only got 42 in, I have some catching up to do!”

“Lord have mercy, I voted for 3 hours online! I got 300 in.”

[T]he fact we’ve been all doing this for Bristol has been driving the Left NUTS…For conservatives, enjoy the fun of finally, at last, getting a taste of what it’s like to be a Democrat. You can vote as much as you want. You can vote using all sorts of names. You can vote all day. You can’t get paid to vote, because you aren’t really a Democrat, silly, but you can get as close as you can possibly get without being in a union or taking part in ACORN.

Fun? Maybe if you substitute “have sex” for “vote,” then maybe the “Left” could get into that. and ACORNunionsbad because boo! On the other hand, maybe that’s why Obama/Reid refuse to put up a fight re: taxes, Nuke Treaty, anything.  They’re merely captive to their anti-Palin dancing rage and can’t tear themselves away from the teevee.

Anyway, some dancing happened last night. According to the radio ad I heard this morning, in a surprising turn of events, Brandy is still considered a “star.” She also lost to Palin, and people are indignant/ecstatic because apparently her survival was totally undeserved/warranted.

Meanwhile, in the B-Plot, future star of MTV’s Teen Mom, Willow Palin got homophobically hypersensitive in defense of her family, with assists from Dancer. Instead of taking it to the dance floor, Willow took it to the only other place where disputes are settled theses days – Facebook.

More posts here. Willow Palin’s “Internet Justice” coming soon to TLC.  As for this issue, Alaska’s Sharks and Jets should settle this dispute the 21st Century Alaskan Way – a meth-driven Dance-off.

Returning briefly to the real world/televised dance contests, this story probably wins the day if disturbing subtext can be victorious…

Allegedly set off by Bristol Palin’s appearance on “Dancing with the Stars,” a rural Black Earth man kept police at bay outside his home for 15 hours Monday and Tuesday before he surrendered to police…

According to the complaint, Cowan and his wife were watching “Dancing with the Stars” when Cowan jumped up and swore as Bristol Palin appeared, saying something about “the (expletive) politics.” Cowan was upset that a political figure’s daughter was on the show when he didn’t think she was a good dancer, the complaint states.

Cowan went upstairs for about 20 minutes and returned, demanding his pistols, which had been taken by his daughter about a month ago for safety reasons. He was carrying a single-shot shotgun, which he loaded and fired into the television.

Sometimes the Tree of Liberty needs to be sprayed with shards of electronic display devices.  However, sometimes the remote control is mightier than the 12-Gauge. Save that shell for the next Packers’ playoff loss.

Finally, there’s this shit, for which I really have no words. WWMWD ? Dancing is no longer a casual release. It’s life, death, and the shitty part in between. Thanks, McCain.